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Post  Tzieth on Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:38 am

SASQUATCH

Mostly sighted in the Pacific North West of the United Sates and Western Canada. Said to be 7-12ft. tall and able to blend in with it's surroundings. Sometimes said to have an unbearable Musky stench like really bad human B.O. and sometimes not.

Common description is huge stalky body covered in 3" hair with a conical shaped head.

SKUNKAPE

Possible relative to Sasquatch, but ALWAYS said to have a horrid smell that differs from the musky smell of Sasquatch in that it smells of both Sulfur and of Death. Most reports seem to point to a true ape with fangs, while others point to a more human type shape which could be a different Hominid all together known as "Southern Sasquatch" or "Swamp Stalker" which seems to share the same type of environment.

Early reports of Skunkapes seemed to resemble true apes with true ape feet.

SWAMP STALKER AKA SOUTHERN SASQUATCH

Found ranging from the swamps where Skunkapes are witnessed, up to the Ozarks and Smokey Mountains. Sometimes have the stench of death and sometimes do not. (It is thought that they either roll on dead animals, or that the stench comes from blood of their prey that gets caught in their hair covered bodies and then gets putrid. Unlike it's North West cousin, Swamp Stalkers seem highly aggressive and blamed for live-stalk mutilations with an omnivorous diet that leans more towards meat then vegetation. Prey animals are completely ripped apart with evidence that suggests Swamp-Stalkers might have claws.

Unlike Sasquatch, their Body hair is said to be 6" to 10" long all over, possibly as an adaptation to protect against mosquitoes. The Heads are round and pumpkin like and the Body's look like a midget version of Sasquatch averaging 4ft to 6ft. tall.

STANKAPE

By far the most dangerous cryptid of all but thankfully the least likely to actually exist. The Stankape has documented shape-shifting ability. It lacks human emotion. It can't be reasoned with.. And it absolutely, positively WILL NOT STOP... EVER!!!! When cornered, the Stankape has the ability to shape-shift into any form of scientist that will meet it's agenda. It can become an Astrophysicist, Anthropologist, Sound Design Engineer, or a Geneticist. Further more it has the ability to turn invisible and vanish... The only thing you can be sure of is that it will always come back sometimes taking a different form with a different POV. Caution is highly recommended to crypto-zoologists who are foolish enough to approach it.

DOGMAN

Like Sasquatch, it is recorded in Native American lore. Unlike Sasquatch it is recorded in European lore.

The brunt of Dogman sightings are in the Swamps of Louisiana into the Bayous of Texas and up around the Wisconsin, Michigan and Minnesota areas. They are said to be highly agressive to the point of even attacking vehicles and a few reports point to the ability to shape-shift. They are reported to run quadrupedal with speeds of up to 50mph and walk bipedal.
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Post  YSPR on Fri Sep 28, 2012 6:45 am

Laughing Stankape Laughing

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Post  CMcMillan on Fri Sep 28, 2012 7:18 am

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Post  Tzieth on Fri Sep 28, 2012 8:43 am

lol I couldn't resist Rolling Eyes
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