Bigfoot description from hunter

According to this witness bigfoot resembles a treasure troll.

' It was very cool looking..about 7ft tall, it had very dark large pupils and around the pupils its eyes were almost owl like..it had brownish blond fur and it had a visible face..it almost looked like the troll faces that you used to put on your pencils as kids..really..but, it was very clean looking and not what you would expect..its fingers were long and thick with no fur and it had dark fingernails..I had my scope on 9 power and it was equivalent to being about 30 ft from me visually..it was real and I would take a polygraph and swear on my life '.
( From BFRO website. Report #34043, January 1st 2013 )


If that's true then this is what a baby bigfoot would look like.



My wife says it's adorable. I told her that there's this guy Smeja who doesn't seem to think so.

Now we just have to get rid of the fluorescent hair and the jeweled belly button!

Although I'm sure they're cute enough for Smeja to shoot as well.

Maybe he just saw Mary Kate Olsen in a furry parka?