Breaking: Mark Parra Releasing "Clear As Day" Footage of Possible Bigfoot

Shawn has just posted to the blog that "Colorado Bigfoot researcher Mark Parra just posted a message on his Facebook page to let friends know that a clear video of a possible Bigfoot stalking two grown men is about to be released." I thought I'd repost it here so we could have a decent discussion on it.

Mark's Facebook page is here and his youtube channel is here. Apparently it'll take at least another 2 hours for youtube to upload the video.

Okay it's been over three hours and he still hasn't uploaded the video, and from looking at his other videos I'm not holding out much hope of it being any good anyway.

I can't be bothered waiting any longer. If it finally appears someone please post it in this thread.

Here you go...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2oNiCGSHm0

If you spot anything in this video, you can post it in this thread. I see nothing.

However, the 'day' does look pretty 'clear'.

I can't see anything either

Argh!

I'd set my expectations really really low and the video still manages to be much MUCH worse than I expected. It's not even good enough to be called a blobsquatch, we'll need to invent an even lower category for "goddamn awful Bigfoot evidence" just to describe it.

I guess we can add Mark Parra to the list of delusional idiots we can safely ignore.

I couldn't have said it better. Too right.

The day was definately clear. But sure couldn't see even a clear blob. The way they were talking the thing was close. My definition of close sure does not match their definition of close.

Oh we'll maybe next time.

Is this guy serious?

Im worried.

Squatchmaster G wrote:Argh!

I'd set my expectations really really low and the video still manages to be much MUCH worse than I expected. It's not even good enough to be called a blobsquatch, we'll need to invent an even lower category for "goddamn awful Bigfoot evidence" just to describe it.

You just did, "Goddamn Awful Bigfoot Evidence" = G.A.B.E. or a GABE!

tr11969 wrote:You just did, "Goddamn Awful Bigfoot Evidence" = G.A.B.E. or a GABE!

It's a NonSquatch!

BurdenOfProof wrote:Is this guy serious?

Im worried.

If you look at the rest of Parra's videos (not really recommended) he constructs a fairly elaborate scenario of two different Sasquatch tribes living in the area using evidence that pretty much only exists in his head. If it wasn't for the fact that he also bothered to travel to Bigfoot seminars I'd almost suspect he was trolling the BF community.